To make matters worse, on that episode, the darn eye also EJACULATES A SENTIENT DOG-LIKE SPERM. This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. (The employee and the customer both attack Xavier.). We develop trading and investment tools such as stock charts for Private Investors. All I remember is that I don't know my name, and that I can't remember if I do know my, uh, um. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. Hey, that's a nice chunk of chicken on my arm. Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen. When a young boy's dreams of mascoting gets crushed by a local gang of gang members, Xavier takes the toughs under his wing. Woman: They make it safe to wear white pants, and they're nice and huge! Now she's being very eloquent, saying some very touching things. Hey! I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? Soldier: Welcome to the US Army, how can I help you? In "World of Hurt, B. C.", Xavier sees a news broadcast on the discovery of the oldest known cave painting, which depicts a being that looks very similar to him, and goes back in time to find out how it got there. Percy: No, but you could tell people I'm inside you and go put on a show as the mascot and make everyone love me, 'cause they think it's me, not you. X2: Beyond Charts+ offers sophisticated Investors with advanced tools. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. Xavier: I just needed a hand - to tame the beast. Accept your defecation. shattering their partially frozen bodies. Xavier: [enters a realm where the world unfolds in reverse, sees a man hit by a car] I'm too late. Xavier: No time to gab. Xavier: Of course! Frightened? Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Kind of making a splash in the preaching scene. First Xavier: If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup? Ready? Wherever there is suffering, I was there. Xavier: I better take a look at you stat. Lote en Mirador del Lago:3.654 m2.Excelente vista al Lago, LOTE EN EL CONDADO DE 1430 m2, EN COSQUIN. Cue the camera focusing on a truck driving by with, Lampshaded again in "Weapons Grade Life" (bolding where the camera suddenly zooms in on the character's lips), A surprisingly subtle example in the very first episode. The eponymous Xavier is either an actual fallen angel or just a cosmic abomination that was abandoned by his mother. (a phantom fist emerges from the guru's head and punches young Xavier in the face). Xavier: Pain is never the fault of the feeler, it's just the fault of your actions you consciously chose to make. So, if you're the typical Hot Topic-shopping "oh man look how funny this is when I'm stoned!" Xavier also started as a parody of this (complete with mystical music playing when he talks) before getting a more wacky personality. Whos this? All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Oh! We're a dying breed. It's got embossed-gold 12-point courier font on bone-white semigloss stock. Television Reporter: I'm here to announce that we have discovered the oldest cave drawing known to man. Xavier's Father: Son, it was you who killed me. It's a reason, and tonight, everything seems so reasonable. I'm gonna shit my heart. This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. And a WiFi hotspot. Hello? Later, chompsky honk. What's that? Xavier: Did you know there's over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? Humanity, she fights back in unsuspecting ways. Enter the full URL of your item or group's Polycount page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's reddit page, Enter the full URL to your item or group's Sketchfab page, This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. Succotash is a fast-talking Christian DJ who constantly tells his listeners to "Call us up and win some cash!". Xavier; From now on, "L.L." Diner Customer in Thought Balloon: (repeats) Every slice of bacon takes nine minutes off your life. Mexican Gang Leader: You just passed the first test. Wonder where's my reward. Xavier: You need to slow it down. Accept Christ into your heart, look down on us from the glorious kingdom of Heaven. Shiny's coming to town, and he wants his drug shipment. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out While traveling back to the present in episode 6, Xavier goes too far and ends up in the year. Xavier: Let's stay one step ahead of the cops. Television Commercial: Uh-oh, now there was a factory mix-up! My back is turned. Happiness is murder. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. The heart of an explosion. Processing. Now I understand what's happening here, I just need to go through the black door. Pulled out his heart and showed it to him, and he was like, "Nice.". Wherever there is injustice, I was there. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. IDEAL OPORTUNIDAD DE INVERSION, CODIGO 4803 OPORTUNIDAD!! Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless tew of cosmic oblivion? Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. You even have a girlfriend. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Brat: I'm gonna name him after me. I think you are a prime candidate for our annual Pauper-to-Prince program. Xavier: Life. Always glad to help my brethren in the kingdom of life. Me? in the same voice every time Xavier gets beaten up for "being a freak", regardless of the character saying it. Come on, Percy, lend me some sugar. Hold. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? Whos this? Xavier: [Walking back into the room he just walked out of] Smells like a real creep been in this room. Can't you buy it for me, Daddy? I found out the hard way.". Xavier: Did I? Clumso: Clumso the Cookie Chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! Clumso: These blue-chocolate-chip tampons are goo-ably, chewably huge! The entire show is implied to be a chaotic chain of thoughts brought on by the sight of an Rorschach test inkblot while in a therapy session. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. More than ten years after the show ended, Xavier made an official reappearance as part of Adult Swim's Class of 2020 Commencement Speaker series - watch it here. First Gang Member: We all have our own way of killing. If you were to combine in equal parts Wonder Showzen, the works of Carlos Castaneda and Alejandro Jodorowsky, Kung Fu (1972), Walker, Texas Ranger and the graphics and tone of Postal 2 you would get something similar to Xavier. "Going Normal": The company Xavier works for makes a hot dog chain to the Moon and back, which stops the rotation of the Earth, causing the Earth to freeze over. Mexican Gang Leader: Are you guys messing with me? Woman's Voice: Congratulations. I'm wearing the hood! All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Ay Can't remember the memory-joggin' dance. [Young Xavier's hand get burned from reaching]. His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. ", "Other kids could be cruel. Robby: If my dad found out I was using science to help him with his Christian Science, he'd be crushed. Welcome to Beyond Charts. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of deja vu reigns supreme. See still got the scar the prove it. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Yes, made it! And now it's time for me to walk away. Diner Customer: What are you, a Chinaman? The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Hold. If you didn't want trouble, you shouldn't have wandered into Burbury Connecticut. Shiny: You give up your game, and I'll get you a job at the Jobby Job Center. He thinks science is evil, and the Lord heals all. Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC Cosplay The heart of an explosion. Youd like me to be you, wouldnt me? Let's check in on the 5 W's. It's intense! l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. You hear that? Hello? Here's my card. You're a hit. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Hold. Dyke. Xavier himself becomes briefly suicidal when he learns he was responsible for his father's death, seeing as he swore to kill whoever was responsible. [teasing] Yes, avenge me. Honkey Dweeb. genuinely minding his own business and not bothering anyone. Xavier: That's a complicated question. Diner Employee: How long you been standing there, you freak? Xavier: You can all fret not. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. WebNick Weidenfeld. Mosquito: Twas my only chance to save these younglings. I think I've just fucked my eardrum temporarily. Oh yeah! Xavier is uniquely abstract, showing concepts in a way thatinstead of using thematic devices such as plotcreates connections in various patterns to prove a point. It turns out that drawing he made was the painting that was just discovered. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Xavier: My god. But the love of my life is a lady named "Ramblin' On.". Dweeb. I say bone white! Bully #2: What's the matter, Ch-Ch-Chicken? I've got to cobble together a makeshift Shakhashiri to tame a certain beast. The final episode implying Xavier is an insane patient in a hospital also helps to explain the absurd logic he constantly spouts or the ridiculous world he inhabits. I'm a conundrummer in a band called Life Puzzler. Dweeby Chimp. The Judge: I sentence thee to three glimpses into your own soul! Second Gang Member: I like to kill to music. Chief Master Guru: Youngling, you must tame the beast with soul-soothing song. 3. Caveman: Take that! Inhale. Just five hots. (The soldier hands Xavier a plastic milk jug labeled "AIDS".). Mocho: Oh, yeah. Gonna put you in a world of hurt. Thanks for the shot. I think it's because, when I was a kid Police Officer: Kid, your mother just died. Mexican Gang Member: I can't see. I just may have some avenging chief beef to queef. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Noticeably absent in the last few episodes. You could say it started when I was a kid. I'll make sexism my b*tch. Xavier: Really? We got Christ, we got faith, we got traffic on the 1's, weather on the what, we got Popo the preaching gorilla in the studio, how you doing today, Popo? The balance of happiness is constant. Got a caller on line 7, are you there? WebXavier: Uh, nothing. It is only visible to you. Enter the full URL of your item or group's Facebook page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's Twitter page. Xavier: You may have gotten checkmate, but we're playing Chinese checkers. I wanted to be a vato. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, It's only the size of a fist, but it packs a lot more punch. (beckoning) Come on, me! I wish I could see myself watching washing. COMPLEJO DE 4 DEPARTAMENTOS CON POSIBILIDAD DE RENTA ANUAL, HERMOSA PROPIEDAD A LA VENTA EN PLAYAS DE ORO, CON EXCELENTE VISTA, CASA CON AMPLIO PARQUE Y PILETA A 4 CUADRAS DE RUTA 38, COMPLEJO TURISTICO EN Va. CARLOS PAZ. Xavier: This week, instead of eating tacos, let's just talkoh. Hallucinations don't need continuity. Youre about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon! Mocho: I guess I tend to use my switchblade as a defense mechanism. Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first. You're flying all funny. Shiny: (between punches) Givemebackmyson! Now, we can get into the semanticalities Xavier: [smokes a pipe] The very notion of belief itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning. But I'd sure like to try. When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion. I've got to help those poor bastards. Mexican Gang Member #4: Before tonight, I could never express myself with words. Hey, shake hands with your future, old friend. l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. [echoing] Walk away, walk away. You could say it started when I was a kid. Look at this cat. Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants. First Xavier: Yeah. l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. Soldier: (sighs) I shouldn't do this, but here. "Taste the pain!" Web. Xavier: The hunter has become the hunter-ed. 2 Mar. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. We made these cookies way too big, and the chocolate chips b-b-b-b-blue?! Here's my card. You say this factory is poisoning you? Xavier: I believe that we are all one. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, on the Adult Swim website. I guess I told that joke as a way to avoid the real issue. Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. Xavier: I'm a thought-ocoster. [laughs], [Chief Master Guru proceeds to play dead again]. Third Gang Member: This is kind of embarrassing, but I like to kill on the toilet. [vomits] Which reminds me. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Man: You see what this weirdo here is saying? Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. Well, when I find that demon, I shall slay him -- to death! Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. He immediately accuses said friends of picking on the boy, while at the same time making as many backhanded insults towards him as possible. he is actually on trial for being on trial, and considers himself to be incredibly attractive when in reality almost everyone is disgusted by the sight of him, an assimilated Humanity in the form of a flesh "Mother Mary who's breasts are being sucked upon by Buddha" statue. Xavier: Chief Master Guru, You have so many wisdoms left to teach me. Xavier's character design is very similar to Wonder Showzen's character He-Bro. Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier's gratitude starved heart shrieks out "Abandon ye lifequest!" [attempts to literally write the same words he said]. Let me see it. WCRST, Succotash and the Bird in the morning. Young Xavier: But, Master, you can't punch someone with your mind. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. Xavier: Please, I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover What Doth Life? executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. Charge him a recycling fee. 'Tear ducks'. Diner Employee: We don't cotton to strange Chinaman with no sense of self who stand secretly by for indeterminate amounts of time. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. Now our cookies absorb up to 2 pints of flavor! Hold. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out https://www.quotes.net/movies/xavier%3A_renegade_angel_108823, https://www.quotes.net/movies/xavier:_renegade_angel_quotes_108823. Whether youre interested in researching and testing your ideas, saving and recalling your favourite analysis or accessing tools and strategies from leading Industry Educators, Beyond Charts+ is modern, powerful and easy to use charting software for private investors. No, they wouldnt give it to me, because, when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out! The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Percy: These guys -- they were Mexican, they were gang members, and they smashed my mascot costume. And the light floral scent keeps me feeling fresh all day! Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. Your crazies have a brand-new mascot who's played by Percy Handfisher, A sophomore whose parents were recently killed in a thresher. Clip: Freak! Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Processing. Oh yeah? Mexican Gang Member #4: How do they expect me to stay out of jail? Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC CosplayKayako Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Youre the sad figment of my twisted psyches tragic dividend. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Hello? Do not take this as license to Watch It Stonedit might make more sense, but it is just as likely that you will be utterly terrified from the sensory overload. On a holiday I took (I went to Oxford on the last day and found a costume shop) I brought white and black paint and red blood. Watch. ("Shiny", a metallic drug dealer, beats Xavier as he lies on the ground.). Mocho: It's kind of embarrassing, but I like to kill on the toilet. Xavier: I have the strange feeling that I've forgotten all of this before. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. Xavier: I killed him hard. [distorted] Processing. Need to make him more bone-y. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on the Adult Swim website. I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white! Uploaded by Dame Fortuna has had her franking privileges revoked. Xavier: Society is about to end, girl. Townie: (outraged) He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! I'm doing it! Xavier: I can take it. She's being moving. Xavier: I propose a new loco tag -- solid white. WebXavier: Chief was deep. Deliverymen: Hey, thanks, mister. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Farmer: I'm willin' to try any precipitation boogie you've got. 2023. Ooga-booga. Barcode Man: [shooting a line of animal-headed people execution style] Do you believe in God? "Take that!" Probably the weirdest show [adult swim] has ever produced (and that is saying a lot), Xavier was largely one huge Mind Screw, with the title character speaking in a near-continuous, stream-of-consciousnesswell, stream of dialogue ranging from narrative and conversation to puns and portmanteaus to "unintentional" double-entendres and callbacks. Xavier: They say when you die, you shit your pants, but not me. When a factory mixem-up brings a town to its dusty knees, Xavier decides to PFR (Pray For Rain), but God She no take kindly to freaks. Like most folks, I've always been different. Mexican Gang Leader: Friday night is Taco Tuesday. Tude: Man, I must have wolfed a mind-burrito, because I just had a massive brain fart. Oh yeah, I dont polycotton to coping tropes, even my own. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Say what you want about me, but lay off the soup. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries.
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